( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

_{[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]}

THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.

_{[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]}

I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!

_{[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]}

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video bc duh | un: redriot

[gothard]

[Oh? Oh???

It's been a while since Kirishima's gotten to properly spar. He and Katsuki used to regularly, but what with how shaky the last couple months had been for various reasons Kirishima ended up not finding the time or just not feeling motivated like normal...so seeing this guy- this boar man- yelling at the feed and demanding to fight, Kirishima can't resist answering the call.

When he responds with a video of his own, it's with a sharp-toothed grin and a thumb jabbed at himself as he sits back, lounging on the couch back at his place.]

If you're lookin' for the strongest guy here, you're lookin' at him. And there's now way I'd back down from a direct challenge like that!

[No matter how tough this guy says he is, Kirishima is confident he could beat up on him all day long and never make much headway.]

[boarishness]

HUH?

_{[ He isn't really used to someone taking him up to the challenge so quickly. ]}

You ain't scared--!? At all??

_{[ Inosuke is a little mad the device doesn't allow him to feel the vibrations that Kirishima gives off. Technology is dumb. ]}

Text - UN: pumpaction

[angelshot]

the fuck do you mean 'him'
the strongest person here is obviously a chick

[ As in: her. She's clearly the strongest, ok. Nevermind the fact a good three-quarters of the population here is hilariously overpowered, but hey... Panty occupies that sweet spot between airheaded egocentrism and blissful ignorance.

SHE'S GOT HEELS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK BACON KID YOU WANNA HECKIN' GO???? ]

( VIDEO STILL. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

_{[ Inosuke's head tilts when words appear on his device and it doesn't look like anyone is around to help him read what it means, but Panty will see that whoever is behind the boar head is certainly moving in his head that indicates he might be reading. ]}

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS.

_{[ he's not ashamed that he's illiterate, he's just saying it like it is. ]}

FUCK WORDS!!

_{[ Oh. He's just gonna push buttons until he deletes Panty's message. At least that made the words go away. ]}

video; un: silverbullet;

[antipatheia]

[ Well, that was quite a thing to open, wasn't it? Diego staring at the child on the screen with a look of mild amusement. It was a look that didn't fade, even as he gave a reply of his own. ]

...pass, I'm not interested in fighting infants.

[ Diego, no. ]

1/2

[boarishness]

Infant..??

[hoasen]

[LOUD. HERE BE SOMEONE WHO NEEDS TO LAY OFF SOME STEAM.

She doesn't though. However, it looks like she might just have to get to him first before someone hurts themselves. She's implying, this guy.]

There are many who could be the strongest on the planet. Especially since they are taken from many places.

[boarishness]

_{[ Look at this ponytail girl. Wonder what vibe she gives off? ]}

Oh really? Really? Kehaha... this could be fun, it could be real fun!! I'LL DEFEAT THEM ALL!! Send'em to me! That's an order!!

_{[ SHE'S NOT YOUR UNDERLING?? ]}

voice;

[mylawn]

Everyone who responds to this is gonna say they're the strongest.

[Except for this guy, obviously. He's realistic.]

( VIDEO STILL. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

Very well, very well!! I will start defeating anyone who replies until I have found a worthy fight..! It will be a lot of fun!! Hahahahahaa!

I'll start with you! Fight me, Voice With No Body!!

video! | un: pArtyLiKeItS1999

[nipzips]

[ He's not even surprised to see this network post. He's also turning down the volume a few (a whole lot of) bars. ]

Sheesh ... My ears. [ It's strangely familiar to be shouted at enthusiastically like this though. ]

Didn't I already acknowledge you as the strongest?

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

_{[ LOOK. His underling friend! ]}

Kgh. You did, you did!! It's the right attitude to have for a minion of mine, though!
Sing me more of your praises, Shinsuke! Tell me how tough my bones are!!

_{[ what.. kind of compliment is that.. ]}

video; un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

YOU SHUT UP! YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LOUD AND ANNOYING!

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

COME OVER HERE AND MAKE ME, LOSER!!!!!!

Video | UN: oceangem

[riptidequeen]

[God, so loud.]

Why is it always fighting, being the strongest isn't that great.

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THERE IS IN THIS LIFE... TO BE THE GREATEST.
I was almost there back home, but now that I'm here, I gotta start from the beginning!!

video; un:mickeymouse

[getstoned]

What are you like fuuuuckin' twelve??

[ oh was he loud? she didn't notice, not even a little bit ]

Who the hell would bother to actually fight you? You're not worth the night in jail.

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

NO, I'M NOT TWELVE. I'M FIFTEEN. IS THAT HIGHER OR LOWER THAN TWELVE?
Jail means nothing to me. I'd destroy jail if I got put in it.

•||• Video; un: dropofsunshine

[worthit]

[Guess who was listening through headphones, headphones that are now blown out-- along with her eardrums she's pretty sure. WHAT DID SHE DO TO DESERVE THIS??? Sanguis Rapunzel is having NONE of this. Have her glaring into the camera, there might be a couple of tendrils of smoke curling up from off screen. She might be burning right through whatever she's holding in her hand off screen.]

STOP YELLING!?!? WE COULD HEAR YOU JUST FINE, YOU... PIG HEADED LOUDMOUTH!? Some of us just got over being blinded, are you trying to leave us deaf, too?!

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

KEEHAHAHAA!! I like you already, Long Hair!! Man, I wish I could sense you right now..!! I bet it's super prickly!!

_{[ what is he talking about.. ]}

C'mon and fight me, I've stomped girls before, I ain't scared of'em!

video; un: torako

[torako]

Eeeek - !

[ Torako cringes away from the outburst on her screen - but the boy(? pig?) did ask about strong people, and she feels she's got an obligation to answer. ]

Um... I- I'm pretty strong, but... I don't really want to fight you...!

[ HE'S SCARY ]

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

COWARD. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. We could just skip the fight if you want.. and you can just recognize me as superior! The strongest! That's what Josuke did!

_{[ Oh, he got his name right. ]}

(Video) un:frankensteined

[hungry_like_the_wolf]

[Gavrill was noticeably annoyed by the young man in question and answered with a roll of her eyes and shake of his head before speaking.]


See I'm a high school teacher part-time so I'm used to kids making fools of themselves, but you're taking this shit to a whole other level. Though if you're serious about this I'd be more then happy to prove you wrong.

[Kids were dumb and needed guidance. Sometimes a bit of timely advice was enough, but for this? She figured a good ass-kicking would be warrented.]

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

A TEACHER? HIGH-SCHOOL? Oi, and you fight too?

_{[ A tilt of his head. ]}

Your face, though..

_{[ He trails off. ]}

video | un: springtime

[hopticulture]

Wow, someone sure is overcompensating for something...

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

I'M NOT OVERCONSTIPATING ANYTHING.
_{[ overconstipating, though.. ]}

Rabbit, huh? Those are delicious. I eat their bones..!!
Why are you a rabbit? Do you taste like a rabbit?

video ➤ bestninja

[braverpath]

[A pair of glowing green eyes greet the youth within the shadows of this seemingly dark room. The outline of his fangs can be seen but the rest of him is hidden.]

It seems we have a new challenger amongst us!

[Never one to turn his back on a good fight, Yoshimitsu cannot help but egg this rambunctious youth on. He's quite amused with some of the responses this boar has received thus far. It seems not too many are taking his childish declaration seriously.]

Tis a shame that he's nothing more than a mere child.

[boarishness]

_{[ Sorry, man. You look like a demon to him so he's going in full defense mode. ]}

WHO'RE YOU CALLING A CHILD, MEATHEAD?? I'll break all of your rotting bones..!!
How many people have you eaten here..!? ANSWER ME!!

video | un:jinzixun

[amidstsnow]

Were you raised by animals?

[the rest of those wild boars, he'd guess.]

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING THAT?? This is a brutal challenge, not a bedtime story, Big Forehead...!!

... But yeah, I was! So what of it??

Video Un: EasyR

[lollipopdrops]

[This guy was a few crayons short of a full box huh?

Laughing as he replies he looks at the screen.]

Ooooh, scary! Ahaha, some people don't need physical strength to fight, you know~?

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

....

No, I don't know. Physical strength is how you fight, dumbass. That's how people measure their strength.
Why the hell are you laughing?

[huaisang]

You are the scariest thing I have ever seen. Is this — is this normal? I don't know who the strongest person is, I don't know, I swear!

[boarishness]

Keehahaha!! That's right!! I'm fuckin' scary!

_{[ BEATS HIS CHEST... ]}

Sing me praises, Pissy-pants! Say something cool about me and I'll spare you..!

video; un: adler

[disasdeer]

Has anyone taken you up on this? Please tell me someone has.

I think your point could have been made without needing to yell.

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

_{[ DEER!!!!! ]}

I've got plenty of people wanting a piece'a me!! How 'bout you? I'll rip your antlers off! Kehahahaha--!

[punchingbagman]

HELL YEAH! About time someone here was speakin' my language!

[The rather boisterous reply comes from a young man with orange furred wolf ears and a fanged grin. Considering the eyepatch and the fact that he's sitting shirtless in a tent in this weather without so much as shivering, he doesn't look at all frail.]

If you're lookin' for someone to kick your ass, I'll be more than happy to show you the power of my sacred Eres!

[boarishness]

YEAH!!!!

_{[ oh BOY... ]}

You look kinda tough!! What the hell are you?

_{[ shirtless and boisterous meet shirtless and boisterous ]}

[voice]

[letxequalnull]

Is that so?

[Xemnas, for his part, sounds entirely unconcerned. Enough so that even his voice sounds unhurried.]

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

THAT IS SO .!!!
Wait, uhhhhhh, how do you make it not show your face? What the hell?

Show yourself, spineless fool!!

Video; un: dashingrogue

[princeadjacent]

[ This is the last time he naps with this device anywhere near him. ]

Excuse me, but some of us are trying to sleep here. If you want to pick a fight that bad, I'd suggest you do it somewhere else. Like outside, where I can't hear you.

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

HAIRY FACE!!! Show me what you're good for!! Kehahahha!!

_{[ did he just.. ignore everything that Eugene just said? ]}

video: un: nyerd

[pidgeypidge]

[There's certainly a lot to unpack here... so she's not going to try.]

Please tell me that someone has taken you up on this.

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

Keheheahaha!! Yeah, plenty of'em..!! But not nearly enough..!
You wanna piece'a this too?

(Audio; UN: motherofdragons)

[decisiveconquest]

What if the strongest person is a woman? (Don't be a sexist boar now.)

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

THEN I'LL STOMP HER FACE IN TOO.
I don't discrutinize _{[ "discriminate" ]} if it's a boy or a girl..! I wanna be the strongest and the only way to do that is the defeat the one who is already the strongest here!!

Video | un: Rashoumon

[killercoat]

[ Akutagawa winces at the volume of this man's voice. He stares blankly at the screen of a man with a boar head. Maybe, that's a mask? Somehow it makes his appearance more intriguing, and also comical. There have been many open challenges on the network, and Akutagawa has risen to the challenge, only to be disappointed. Though this man seems interesting.

So Akutagawa responds, his pale face emotionless, but his steel-colored eyes are intense and cold.]

You're looking for the strongest person? I wonder if you're as impressive as you are obnoxious. I've been itching for a good fight. It better be worth my time.

[boarishness]

_{[ Finally, an honest response without all of the other bullshit. ]}

REALLY? YOU'D GO WITH ME??
What kinda fighting do you do?

video; id: orpheus

[foolaround]

[ this is... a lot. but she wants to see where it goes. ]

Wow, you must have a lot of free time, huh?

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU ASK THAT? Isn't this what you're supposed to do in a new place? Assert yourself..!! Make yourself known as boss!!