text; un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

text, un: bellabelle

[doreimi]

This sounds like fun! Haha, and maybe it's a little embarrassing too, to be so bold, but why not? It's all just good fun anyway.

Let's see. Things I like in a person...

1) Taller than me! (I'm 163cm)
2) A bright smile! It doesn't have to be big, but the kind that's warm, definitely.
3) Likes dogs! (I have one)
4) Kind of protective? Not in a weird way, but like chivalrous. The kind of guy who defends people and stands up for what's right.
5) Thinks I'm cute! (ATT: yay.jpg)
6) The kind of person who's a little rough on the outside, maybe, but definitely has a heart of gold. I like people like that.

[nonehorse]

Ahhhh, that sounds like a wonderful type of person! I have to say that I do know someone like that, but he miiiight be outside your age range.

[It's Polnareff. Don't do this to her, Avdol.]

text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

like
romantically or just sex

[nonehorse]

Either or, really! Whatever you're comfortable with sharing with the class.

[nonehorse]

Also, I figure I should cough up my own preferences: I honestly just like people who I can laugh and not take myself so seriously with! I tend to get into my own head a lot, or think too much about the wrong thing...So someone who can help with that in any way is wonderful in my books!

Also, must like birds, books, and occasionally trying new things. If they have hair long enough that I can play with it, that's just a bonus!

un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

Your perfect person sounds just like my dear Marga! Alas, she is probably far too young for you. (Although I do not actually know how old you are, so perhaps I am mistaken)

Also, I am not sure how she feels about birds, but I would be quite surprised to hear that she disliked them.

UN: G.Akechi

[foolishjustice]

I'm not really embarrassed about what kind of people I find attractive.

I like men and women who have some courage and independence to them. The types who won't sit back and accept something they don't like, or wait for someone else to fix it. A strong sense of morality or a belief in justice is also a strong positive.

Physically, I prefer athletic and muscular body types. Practical muscle, that is, I'm more likely to be attracted to an acrobat or martial artist than a bodybuilder. For the same reason, I don't really find the classic hourglass figure that appealing...with the occasional exception.

un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

What is the reason?

[nipzips]

i'm a 'pure love' kinda guy. if it happens, it happens, y'know? i'm not actively trying to look for anyone right now ... but i guess i'll bite.

i think it'd be great to have someone who's like a best friend. who'll game with me and hang out with me a lot. someone who's like a partner in crime almost? maybe someone with a sense of humour too

bonus if they can cook and take care of me and stuff!

[teaserving]

so it's a bonus if you're babied

[silvercrusader]

you can't ask for this without posting your own preferences first

where's the trust

[nonehorse]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

text; un: pewpewsp;

[grilletto]

are you trying to start a dating service or something?
I think they already have one, don’t they?

[doreimi]

where's your PREFERENCES??

you have to play the game!

text; un: killerlegs

[sarcaskick]

hot
in good shape
averse to commitment
dtf
won't be there the morning after





yeah that's about it

text | un: pArtyLiKeItS1999

[nipzips]

but you sound like a bit of a douchebag, man

anonymous

[oomfies]

if they don't have big tits and work out then they aren't worth my time

But if they can treat me nicely then I'd be down lmao nothing too crazy you know

anon

[desadist]

how big is big?

like. massive in your face ugly hentai big or just overflowing in your hands big?

[badluckblues]

thighs that could crush a man's head

un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

Is that truly the only criterion?

un: strawberryshortcake

[lifehacker]

absolutely terrifying
dtf
take good care of themselves
the opposite of uptight
i prefer blondes

un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

I am having a hard time imagining someone who is both very frightening and very easygoing.

un: otacon

[codecmoment]

I only really have a type for men! I've had too hard of a time with women to really pick a type... really smart and crafty, I guess. Assertive for both, because I'm a nervous and submissive person. Patience. A gentle touch.

I already met, loved, and lost the person I think I've ever truly, deeply loved. So him, I guess. I already got my miraculous second chance, and I can't ask for anything else.

un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

I am a little bit confused. If you like all those qualities in a man, why would it not be the same for a woman?

un: zobrien

[flying_fish]

A work partner who ISN'T a completely gutter-minded fool whose vocabulary is generated by a singular brain cell.

un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

Then
You want to date a version of your work partner with a drastically altered personality?

un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

What a formidable chicken!

I like people who are kind, friendly, serious, talented, caring, hardworking, honest, wise, skillful, reserved, charming, or driven, and who look cool, beautiful, unique, stern, handsome, dignified, elegant, or sweet. If I had a "dream partner," it would be someone who enjoys being affectionate, spending time together, and giving compliments, and who does not criticize or make fun of me over things I cannot change.

un: phili

[clodpole]

Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

They sound like they would be a lovely person! I would very much like to be friends with them should you ever end up meeting them.

[lovejunkie]

how interesting that you ask for prefs but don't list any of your own

beni would just be happy with someone that's strong and knows what they want
confidence can always go a long way

[nonehorse]

In fairness, I did list mine in a comment separate to the original post! Though you're not the first person to miss them, so maybe I did a bad job...

But I did list them, I promise!!

Confidence is a powerful thing though, I agree!

un: phili

[clodpole]

[ Ophilia is a little shy about it, which is why she’s glad for the option to post anonymously.

Too bad she forgets to tick the box, though. ]

I would hope that they are someone nice!

Oh, but it would be wonderful if they were tall, too. With broad shoulders! And if they were strong… How exhilarating would it be to just have someone just sweep you off your feet like that.

But they mustn’t be too strong! I would love if they were intelligent and well-read. Maybe not too clever, though? I worry that I’ll find myself unable to keep up with them in conversation.

Perhaps the most important thing, though, would be that they are caring, considerate and kind of heart. That way I would know for certain that the one I love is undoubtedly a good person! And then I could cherish them forevermore and we could settle down and have two children and

I’m so sorry. I’ve said too much. Oh, how humiliating…

If you don’t mind me imposing just a moment more, could you perhaps tell your chicken friend that the axe he is sitting on seems somewhat dangerous? Oh—and that peace is always an option!

[nonehorse]

It seems like you've thought about it a lot! That's a good thing, I think; knowing what you want in life is important. ...As is making compromises, but you can cross that bridge when you get to it. Actually...You know, I feel like I know someone who fits your criteria. Can I ask your age, so that I know I'm not going to try and set you up with someone too young or old for you?


As for the chicken picture, don't worry! Chickens like to perch on things as long as they're not too far to reach, and my girls are all very much the peaceful type. They don't even squabble amongst each other, unless it's time to eat.

un: mickeymouse

[getstoned]

what the heck???
i'm not really on the look out for anything myself because shit's disappointing
but having someone to hang out with is good
they just gotta be up for anything at anytime since i keep odd hours
sometimes i just want to chill and watch some stupid shit
other times i wanna go out and play a few games, so someone up for a challenge is always good too

[nonehorse]

Watch your language, young lady! We only say Hell around these parts.

Those seem like good criteria for friends, however. I'm sure that you'll make plenty here, if you haven't already! ...You should really try to fix your circadian rhythm though. It's healthier for you to keep hours at least close to normal.

text, un:arancia

[volas]

hey teach!!
cool picture lol:p

if i had 2 like put down specific stuff
its gotta be some1 i cld laugh with! id get bored around any1 2 serious/stoic
whts the point in hanging out if u cant laugh over the same shit
and wed have 2 become friends first for sure, so i kno theyre trustworthy

i had no idea ppl had such specific types this shits kinda wild

[nonehorse]

My favourite student! I managed to find a video, by the way!! Here, this is what I meant about the outfits really making the dance pop! Not that I'm going out of my way or anything, of course.

...I agree with you completely, on the matter of types. Being friends first is very important; that way you know that you actually like each other's company. And being able to laugh together...That's also very important.

Some people think it's very important to have a proper list, though! And that's alright, as long as they don't insist on one person being everything on the list. No one person can fit everything.

un: rogueofdarkness108

[killful]

Nice cock LOL

I don't really think about that sort of thing! But if I had to say...
Then I like people who are cute and let me take care of them 😄
Especially people who praise me a lot!
but they can't be too dumb
and if they're just lazy I'll kick their ass lol

[nonehorse]

It's actually a hen in the picture. Her body shape is softer and rounder, whereas roosters are more elongated, with less weight in the rear.

That's an interesting set of preferences, though! You want someone who can make you feel good about yourself, but not make you carry them through life...To be honest, I think that any good relationship should have a bit of give and take on that front! If you can't make them feel good about themselves, and vice versa, then it's a bit of a pointless case!

un: angel

[schmisse]

Someone with cool hair.
And a cool personality. You don't have to say much to catch somebody's attention.
But honestly, if you aren't dumb, then you already have a lot going for you.

[nonehorse]

Cool hair, cool personality, clever...

[Attachment: img_104.jpg]

Does this count for cool hair? He's very kind, clever, and not big on talking too much. He's also an artist, I believe!

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[menphina]

My husband's my type. But since I haven't seen him in an age...

[ Let's not. But, she types... ]

Someone who I can respect and gives me the same in return. Someone who isn't ashamed of letting me be who I am, and who is confident with their decisions. Someone who is perceptive enough to not take things personally when it's difficult to express myself. Someone patient who doesn't mind being affectionate, but doesn't expect it all the time.

Most importantly, someone who pulls their own weight, but doesn't mind letting me support them too. The best type is someone who can be my best friend and who I can adventure with, and isn't just there to have an accomplishment.

... and any type that doesn't engage in foreplay before sex and thinks eating women out shouldn't be done can see themselves out a third story window.

text; un: byleth

[byleth]

[ Actually, this sounds like someone rather familiar... but that person is taken obviously. ]

Our types seem to match.
Your husband is back in your world?

text | un: kaiserschmarrn

[edle_gestalt]

If I were to try and extrapolate a pattern, I would say the common thread is that I am fond of feeling protected. I find myself drawn to strength. If the person has a calm but sunny disposition, even better, but there are outliers in this regard.

Being perceptive, at least in certain matters, I think is also important. Some things are quite tacky to discuss, and if a partner can read between the lines it makes for a far more comfortable relationship overall.

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[menphina]

[ She can think of someone. ♥ ]

How about someone tall, blond, nicely toned and with a splash of body hair in the right places, and everything you just said?


[ SORRY AUSTRIA SHE'S CHEATING. ]

un: roseoftheriverbank

[saigawa]

i like people who knows i'm cute and shower me with love ♪

[nakemen]

good luck with the cute part

un: disconinjafrog

[dj_jiraiya]

[ normally he'd go anon for this kinda thing but unless it was something super embarrassing, he didn't see the point. ]

hm. mine kinda changed a lil recently so its not sumthin i thought 2 much about lately!

guess if i had 2 say off hand:

-gotta b a friend 1st becuz id wanna know what theyre like b4 i even consider wantin 2 date em
-also cuz my parents were bffs b4 they dated and got married and i kinda want that 2
-dont rly believe in the One True Love deal, i already lost the person i fell in love w and im confident i can find sum1 again given time so id like it if they didnt hinge on that either
-wanna b able 2 do like... cute couple stuff tho? hold hands, walk in the park/beach/etc, stupid stuff like that (⌒_⌒;) i like guys 2 and i kno sum dont like 2 do that (i was like that so i get it)
-idk imma simple guy i guess so... um, funny, charming, dependable...
-this is hard! wow, i didnt think it would b...
-um, basically, dont b an asshole and we can see where things go?
-also doesnt matter rly if guy or girl. my prefs r girls normally but guys r not off the table either. just realized this a couple months ago so im still workin stuff out

not at all related but:

text, un: bellabelle

[doreimi]

I think it's great that you actually WANT to do all the fun couple things like walking around together and holding hands. That's the best part of being in a relationship, and soooo many guys think it makes them uncool to admit do liking it! Or worse, they act like it's a big chore! Like, what kind of girl wants to be around someone who acts like it's a hassle to have fun with her, anyway?

That duck is so cute!

text | un: johnsteinbeck

[graftage]

I guess I like quiet types. I'm a bit of a chatbox so I really appreciate when people have a good ear.

Also, I guess I like people who are willing to take it easy! Slow down. Hard workers are great but I like people who can sit back, relax, and enjoy nature for a little while. I'm a big fan of plants so anyone who is into that is great, too. On top of all of that, I have a big family so anyone who can deal with that goes way up my list. :)

Anyways, I don't care too much for looks, as long as you're great to spend time with, I'm a fan!

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[fatestaydead]

Tall, pale, and with long black hair too? Does being an eldritch abomination add points?